Inspired by an overheard conversation outside Greggs in a snowy carpark today, here’s a wee nod to the big man on his birthday, he would have known exactly what they were saying.
Gonnae no dae that?
Just, gonnae no?
Ahm gonnae dae it anyway cos that’s the way a mur.
Ach, yer daft.
Ahm no daft. you’re the bam.
Maybe’s aye, maybe’ naw, but that’s just the way I am.