1
09
2010
Hold the Front Page
Literally. There are rats scurrying around the server and they’re liable to take a finger off if you poke about the shelves or in the drawers.
Here’s a little light music until a man in a brown ¾ length coat flattens the bastards with a yard brush.
I work in an office, but they do lend you a certain look of authority.
Rich
I wished I’d have bought one and kept it, as you say it gives a look of authority, I could wear at night and I might be able to pick what we’re watching on the telly.
And maybe partnered with a long-handled brush. Or a ladder.