Assault on Precinct 13

How can a wee fairy cake cost more than a toasted panini with chicken mayo¬†on it? Well it does in the cafe next to where we’re working the noo. They haven’t ever seen someone with dirty knees either.

I like to patronise an establishment whose first reaction is to try and guess whether you’re there for food or for the contents of the till.

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