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28  01 2012

The Poseidon Adventure

I said to Holly that the next time I was heading down to the beach to catch the sunset she could come along, so when it was looking like it might be nice  about 4 today on went her boots and furry hat as we rushed down to the icy harbour.
It was nice, the sun was a fine deep yellow, but with no clouds to burn it’s flames just fizzled out. Much better was the exploring, Holly peered hard into the little rock pools to steal a glimpse of the crabs that I’d assured her were there (they are sometimes, just not today) but when that came to nothing, as did the search for larger creatures at the waters edge, including variously an octopus and an otter she decided to just round around in circles in the muddy sand. “I’m making dinosaur footprints” she explained “And the people will think it was a Terrodaktol!”


26  01 2012

Panic in Morrisons

It was 8am when the alarm went off and I really wasn’t ready for it. I’d had the best two hours sleep of the whole night leading up to that point and I was reluctant to let it go.
But it was bright outside, and there was no hiding from it, Ford don’t fit their estates with curtains. It meant that the 18 wheelers that passed in the night lit my ceiling up with their gantry-mounted beams and woke me up, the car headlights were too low for my lofty hideaway on the old road through Glen Shiel and it looks like I went unnoticed as well. I’ll remember that spot for the next time. Should I ever have a mental breakdown and decide to sleep in the car again.

It was a bit wild outside, sleety windy stuff, and while I was warm and comfy enough I was shoeless and trouserless in the back of the motor and in need of breakfast. I sorted myself and hopped into the driving seat. No way I was brewing up here, so I headed into the glen for a bit of shelter.
It cleared up as I hit the road and I pulled in just before the road swings left at an old bridge with the long lazy waterfall that starts under it. I set up the stove and paced about the layby as it warmed the water way too slowly for my grumbling tummy.
The last time I was here on foot was after I’d finished the South Glen Shiel Ridge, I hit the road in darkness just a few feet away from here and trod the miles back to the motor at the Cluanie Inn. Never again. Probably.

A cuppa, porridge, a bit of colour in the sky and things were soon looking up. They were soon driving up too and I stopped at the viewpoint carpark on the 1100ft  Mam Ratagan to watch the cloud move in again and cover over the familiar sights of the hills around Morvich.
I have so many memories of this area, the hills and the people I’ve climbed them with over the years. There’s laughter and tears with promises and regrets in every visit recalled, but there’s still excitement when I’m burning up the miles up to get here. I love it here, it’ll always be special.

Snow was falling on the pass and it was lying on the road. I was suddenly very aware that I didn’t have snow tyres anymore and took it calmly despite a few flashes of sunshine on pure white hillside on the south side of the pass that kept my eyes off the road ahead.
The descent to Glenelg takes you further away from the regular routes than the short distance might suggest. The road goes to a dead end at each branch, although in summer you can escape to Skye on the ferry (which is recommended by the way, the ferry is great and the drive across the island is a joy), and the whole place feels gently overlooked.

The Glenelg Brochs are fantastic examples of these Iron Age structures. They’re part of why I was here (see Trail in a couple of months) and I didn’t rush my long overdue return visits to all three on my way into the hills.
Dun Telve above is the best presented for visitors, it’s on the flat and is easy to explore. The side away from the camera is missing, showing the construction very well, not unlike Dun Troddan below, which although a little rougher and on much steeper, more defensible ground has more detail left to enjoy such as the internal staircase.
It’s fascinating stuff and any visit is full of unanswered questions and wild imagining to fill the gaps. Did they have roofs? Of course they did, we’d put a roof on it wouldn’t we? So would they then, they were Iron Aged not daft.

The road comes to an end at the farm just after this lovely tree, matched only in its picturesque qualities by the welcoming sign below.
Don’t have a problem with the sign or its sentiment, but how many dogless visitors have had the fear put into them, got back in their car and went back they way they came from without spending any money on lunch etc in Glenelg? Everything has unforeseen consequences.

 

There’s a low chambered cairn on the way but my last must-see was Dun Grugaig (above inside the ringed walls, and from outside below), the last of the brochs. It’s in a ruinous and unexcavated state and is all the more atmospheric for it. It’s crumbling corridors and steps visible but unaccessible.
It sits on a crag with just a grassy shelf leading towards it, while behind it, its wall grafts into a 100ft drop to the river holding no danger of surprise attack.
I wonder if the brochs spread up the glen as times grew more dangerous and more security was needed or they spread down to the waters edge as times felt safer and access to fishing and livestock was the main priority?
History, half facts and half opinion.

It was a bit of a trek down the landrover track while the cloud was moving, shifting and breaking with some heavy showers passing over me. I had no idea what to expect from the ascent, I wanted nice, but time was getting on and the forecast afternoon clear-up wasn’t looking likely.
All this fled to the back of the breadbin when I came across the bridge. Four logs nailed together with a knee-height handrail. It’s like a scale model of a real bridge that’s been dropped over the gorge.
I’m not good on this stuff and it creaked, bounced and made me feel like a 6 year old on a ghost train. I looked forward to the unavoidable return visit all afternoon.

Once up onto the ridge (it’s between Gleann Beag and Beinn Sgritheal and I can’t say never mind spell it, for the purposes of this internet pamphlet I’ll be refering to it by its component parts such as ridge, summit, slope etc) it was all drama. I had views all around to endless heathery slopes capped with snow which in turn crashed into cloud as water roared in the glens in fast flowing burns and waterfalls.
Perfect Highlands, my heart soared to be here.

Skye was close by and was my baromoter for the day, whatever weather was brushing the tops was mine a few minutes later. The sunshine and patches of blue widened my grin got my legs going towards a place where a sit down and a snack might have been found otherwise. I felt like I had to earn the right to get, I don’t know, the view, the moment? The moment that you wanted but didn’t know it ’til you’ve had it. I just wanted to keep moving, it was all changing around me and I wanted to be part of it. When the cloud enveloped me and the wind blown snow started to spatter and coat me I just laughed away inside my hood.
Dressing up to go out and play.

I gained more height and the clouds split, tumbled and rolled away, the shades of grey shifted to blues and silver and I stood and watched it. This was my moment, and as these things go, it was a good one.

It’s a cracking wee hill, the ridge had some littler moments waiting for me as I was route finding on virgin snow which was fun. I had expected to be a little nervous off the beaten track on my own like this, but it was pure enjoyment. I felt alright.

The hill gives you little gifts one after the other, the ridge crumbles onto a summit plateau which is shaped like a crown, a lochan-filled dish ringed with rock. A little wonderland waiting for folk willing to step away from the regular destinations.
But, it was fading in front of my eyes, the light spluttered past Beinn Sgritheall towards me and then I was inside the weather again. Cold, hard snow blowing past me, onto and I swear, into me. I hid in a corner and got the stove on.

It was cold, very cold indeed. I had two cuppas in quick succession, but neither reached my toes or fingertips. I kept my down jacket on, dug my pack and axe out from under the snow and stood up. The little patch of blue above me was coming to nothing, I was sure of it. If I waited for it I’d be an orange and purple snotter frozen to a rock when they found me, time to go.

I made better route choices on the descent, turns out there’s a steepness-free option almost all the way. Imagine that.
The fresh snow-fall did bring something else to mind though, just like step cutting, another skill is probably suffering from lack of practise and that’s cleaning your balls.
I found myself having to clean my balls quite regularly on the way down, sometimes with a kick but mostly with a swing of the ice axe. Anti-ball plates on crampons do actually work it seems, on my plate-free crampons I seemed to get an inch taller with every step as the snow built up. I wasn’t worried, I just pretended I was Gene Simmons and my ice axe was his axe shaped bass.

Little wisps of cloud started to creep up from the glens or float down them like lazy ghosts. It was getting dark but I got across the bridge before it got too scary.
Once on the track I stuck my hands in my pockets and pulled up my hood to keep the chill and the unwelcome cold shower out. The hill disappeared in dark and cloud and the rest of the landscape had followed it by the time I got past the warmly lit farmhouse windows to the motor where I changed some clothes and boiled the stove one last time for some soup and hot chocolate.

I was happy. I was a little tired and damp with a very long drive ahead, but the energy I took from those precious minutes where the skies were clear and the snow was gleaming is still turning my engine over as I sit here typing two days later.

Nearly forgot, night time tent shot.
Kinda.


25  01 2012

Just in case

O wad some Pow’r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!
It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
An’ foolish notion:
What airs in dress an’ gait wad lea’e us,
An’ ev’n devotion!


25  01 2012

Loch Lomond TV

Totally forgot about this. I did some filming for BBC Learning last year about the Loch Lomond camping stuff and it was on the telly on Monday. Missed it, haven’t seen it, don’t know what it’s like. If it comes up on iPlayer I’ll post a link , or I might set the video for 0500 tomorrrow for the repeat. Goes to look for a blank tape…


24  01 2012

Money

Just caught the end of the news. Deficit, growth, recession, depression, debt.
It will never be sorted, the debt will never be repaid, ever.
To make a real profit, of national not personal scale, you have to exploit someone for raw materials and labour and then sell the proceeds at home and abroad.
Success means someone has to suffer, at least a little bit.
Not so easy to blatantly exploit other countries or your own people these days unless you’re China hoovering up all the remaining resources in Africa and you’re scared of no one.
Mind you, when we’re all penniless who’s going to be buying Made in China? No one, they’ll be buying cheap and cheerful Made in the UK. Made in UK workhouses or poorhouses probably.
Money doesn’t work. It did when the world was bigger and slower and no one could hear what was going on in the next town never mind the next country, but not now.
If we reset the meter to zero, had a debt amnesty would it mean we would do it different? Or would we just hope that we could get away with until it we were dead and someone else would have to fix the system later?
I say let’s do away with money, or at least let’s do away with the unachievable goal of eternal financial growth, at least until we find another planet to export stuff too to bring some money in.
Naive? Maybe, but the dicks who run the current system are shite at it so don’t knock my idea ’til you’ve tried it.

In next week’s episode I’ll be suggesting ways to fix the schism between incompatible religious doctrines.

PS, for a fun time, just try and spend that banknote above south of the border. Bastards.


24  01 2012

Caught in the middle

It was still quite pleased with myself when I saw the next snow clouds rumbling in.

A cuppa makes it all better.


21  01 2012

Sabbath Windy Sabbath

If you’re reading this, then I am gone. 
Don’t be sad, I didn’t suffer. I got one of those plug-in FM transmitters so I can hear my iPod in the motor again.
And, I’m in a better place. Somewhere between Kintail and Knoydart.
The inscription reads…
“Here he lies, not camping but sleeping in the back of the car ‘cos he’s feart o’ the weather”

 Monday as seen above seems awfy far away.


20  01 2012

Onopordum acanthium

The colour is right, the place was right, I wonder if the time is right?


19  01 2012

Kit that broke, kit that didnae, and other stuff before I forget, XVI

Jeez, it’s been a while since I did one of these posts. Been a lot of gear getting used one way or an other and the Tarmachan mini trip is the start of me writing about it all again. So much to catch up on.

There was a lot of regular or familiar kit on the trip, my old red Laser Comp (see down the bottom of the post), Neoair mat, CAMP Corsa, Hillsound Trail Crampons, Jetboil Flash, Haglöfs Flint pants, Buffalo windshirt and DP mitts, Rab Infinity, PHD down pants and socks, Wigwam Canada winter socks, Petzl Tikka XP2 and more, but a bunch of recent and new kit too, all of which I’ll get into detail about later.

Some new clothing made its debut, most notably an EDZ All Climate  BaseLayer One Piece Suit. Aye, a mountain onesie.
This was it’s first trip of any kind, but why fanny about with something at home, it’ll work or not. And, this thing was revelation. It does exactly what a baselayer is supposed to do, coats your body with a first layer to deal with moisture and comfort. It’s slim fit and it feels more like a second skin than any other baselayer I’ve used. It doesn’t interact with your other layers at all, no binding or pulling, certainly no chance of the top pulling out of your trousers giving you a cold back.
Movement is great due to clever fabric use, and the bottom half is fine, I was worried there might be some construction compromises around the crotch area given the lack of a proper waistband, but I had no issues with either swinging or chaffing so I’d be confident in wearing the onesie over a bigger distance.
The fabric is light-ish so I wasn’t roasting on the move which was good as you’re stuck with wearing the whole thing while you’re out. There’s a double-ended zip from chin to crotch, foot stirrups and thumbloops.
There’s a bunch of stuff to talk about here, but I’ll save it for a proper review. It’ll be going out again. EDZ also sent out a Merino Zip Neck which was on the Ben Donich trip and it too will be going out again, some nice detailing on there too.

Below is the coffee me and Bobinson had, it comes from Growers Cup. I got some samples from UK distributors Rosker for which I’ll be ever grateful for as I hadn’t heard of it and I have to say it’s a fantastic cuppa.
The packs are quite flat so they’re very packable, going lighter is all about being able to fit in more fun stuff after all, so these are great for short trips as you’ll have to carry the packaging back out. There’s videos all over for these things and they are dead simple to use, open the top, pull out the red ribbon, fill, wait pour. The inside is split so the coffee beans stay at the top and your tasty cuppa appears below. There’s enough power in the coffee for two full cups as well if you’re sharing or like me, are always thinking of the next cuppa.
 The packaging issue carrying it out is one thing and the other is that having to dispose of it is maybe at odds with the ethical sourcing of the coffee itself. But, it works well, tastes magic and is pure luxury at camp.

I love Mountain House food, very tasty indeed and I finally got to use my Macaroni Cheese sample that I got a while back and there’s two bits of good news with that. It’s rather nice, with oatcakes especially, and it’s now in production and is on the Mountain House EU site so I’ll be able to get some more. All I need now is freeze dried chips to go with it and I’m a super happy boy in a tent.

The sleeping bag I used, and indeed was also in Braemar and Glen Coe in recent times, was a Haglöfs Goga 3S. I’ll do a proper look soon, but it’s worth a mention as it’s a 3-season bag and I was brushing the frost off it while lying snugly under it’s inches-thick wall of down. The fabric is waterproof at the head and toe which is brilliant for small tents where you brush the condensation-coated inner frequently and the the rest of the outer warded off my constant spills of coffee from the improvised mug.
It’s a comfy bag, packs smaller that I expected and has a nicely chunky zip which is great in the dark. Not the biggest of hoods but it cinches in okay.
Don’t know why Haglöfs sleeping bags haven’t captured the imagination of folks as much as the clothing has, it looks to be right up there in quality and performance. More detail soon.

Carried on this trip but not worn is the bit of kit that I’ve had more questions about that virtually any other, it’s nice to finally be able to talk about it a couple of years after seeing it as a drawing taking shape on a flip board. In for test is the Cypher Smock from OMM.

I’ll be back.


19  01 2012

The Hearse

Got the new motor. New to me that is, it’s been in this world a good wee while on it’s own already.
It’s another Mondeo estate, and its black. Black. I’m fine with black, I was more worried by the private reggie number that it came with and how quickly I could get a regular one onto it, but everyone else has just noticed the black. The big, black and long motor.
I was thinking it was a bit heavy metal, a bit satantic, a bit James Bond, a bit shinier than the last one, but no. “Oh, I like the new hearse”. I’ve now heard three folk say that to me independantly in the past two days.
So be it, I’m now driving a hearse.
Ha.


18  01 2012

Banana toastie with chocolate buttons

I did drag my feet a bit, Sunday morning was good, me, the girls, cuppas, laughter and fannying about. But I got all dressed up and Holly’s comment that “Dad, you look like a mountain superhero”  which I immediately tweeted kinda got me moving. Bobinson’s reply of “I’ll meet you there” galvanised me and I was out of the door.

The forecast was wrong, a text of “cloudy” when I was fueling up at Lix Toll confirmed it, I should have been 50 miles to the north where it was all blue skies and majestic drama. What the hell, I had a pack full of kit, food and enthusiasm for sitting in a tent during the 16 hours of darkness.

Bobinson was waiting for me, like a cheshire cat, or is that caterpillar that sits on the toadstool? Whatever, he was sitting on his truck at the new Lawers car park as I came up the hill. The new multi-level scar on the hillside car park that’s er, much better than the old one?
There was snacking, the donning of windproof layers and gloves and we were off up towards the Tarmachan ridge. It was cloudy and bloody cold, the ground hard frozen, the path was an ice floe and the folk descending looked chilled and relieved, which as darkness gathered and height was gained changed to chilled and terrified. The last couple eyed us with horror from within their frost crusted hoods.

The sunset was limited to a few holes in the cloud, but the thick orange beams shooting through were a fine sight. They looked like a 3 bar electric fire you can see in someone else’s house across the street, inviting, reassuring and with any warmth attached entirely imaginary.
The grass was thick and angry looking, every blade sharp and jagged with ice as the wind whipped over the ridge tempering each blade further.
I wanted to camp under the cloud, thoughts of the summit were dismissed by now and just under the wispy base of cold grey was a little flat ledge with a snow bank above the crags.

I grinned as I pitched an old red friend to the sounds of Phil chipping away at the rock hard snow to melt for cuppas. Too long man, too long.

We had cuppas and banter until it was dark. Phil had to go back down, bless him, he was just along for the those very cuppas and banter. As I saw his lights disappear rarely have I felt quite so alone. He stopped at the shoulder below and took some photies and  I knew what he was up to, so I shone my headtorch into the haze. Check it out, magic.

I had dinner, more cuppas, all of which were out of the base of my Jetboil as I’d forgot my mug, but it was fine as long as I remembered where the little notches were and didn’y pour coffee or hot chocolate down myself and my sleeping bag repeatedly.
I also had no iPod and no book, both were sitting on the bed when I got back. It was going to be a long night. Phone reception was okay, so did some of that stuff. I dozed a good bit which was rather nice as the temperature was dropping  and I snuggled ever deeper into my down cocoon.

I kept on sitting up to look outside to see if the weather was changing, most times I would shuffle back inside with a humphing sound at the persistent cloud, and every time I would shower myself and my gear with frost as the entire inside of the tent, inner and flysheet was coated. Above my face were little growing icicles of breath moisture, not as nice as an Orange Fruitie, it was properly cold.
Eventually it was clear above and I was back in my boots and outside into the vicious wind. A sky full of stars, glowing snow patches on the ridges across the coire and bank of fog below me, lapping slowly onto the slopes that lazily climb from Loch Tay.
The most remarkable thing was that all the hamlets along the loch, and especially Killin, glowed orange through the fog like UFO’s powering up to leave earth for somewhere better organised, or at least like a sneaky child reading a book by torchlight under the duvet.
Just amazing, captivating even, didn’t feel that wind sucking the heat out of me for about half an hour, and even then it was my toes sending the loudest danger signals to get back indoors. Damn those down socks are a life saver.

It was the early hours, the wind had woken me up and ice crystal were falling on my fcae from the shaking inner tent. It seemed brighter too so I stuck my head outside to see what was happening.
The moon had risen and was doing its best to light the land through various streaks and thin layers of cloud above. Below me a proper inversion had grown and Killin burned deep within it like the great red spot on Jupiter’s surface.
It was worth the price of admission just for that moment.

I went back to bed, snacked some more and fell asleep at last, warm and surprised at hopw quick it had become so late. Where time went I don’t know, I still can’t find it a few days later.

The morning was white and cold. I really didn’t want to leave the tent, but a pee was needed and like the night before once I was out I went for a wee wander. The ridge above was as viewless as the night before, but below looked more hopefull and as I enjoyed my hot porridge back at tent the layers of murk lifted just enough to show me a deeply frozen landscape where patches of sunlight played on the icy hillside and crossed the bubbling inversion like a U-Boat searchlight looking for a politically incorrect analogy.

I packed and I left, dowhillwards (I’ll now keep using that word until WordPress gets bore of telling me it’s a typo) instead of further into the hills. I had to be in Ayr to pick up the new motor in the afternoon, it was late when I left the day before, couldn’t be arsed anyway etc
I pulled on my tyre chains and crunched towards the loch and it’s wispy comb-over.
The fine dam on Lochan na Lairige has pipes running to Killin that are well hidden, but here and there are the aging remains of construction. I like finding this stuff, after a while it takes on the look of the mountain with the same colours and the manufactured edges soften to match the natural ones around it. Nature wins.

Big patches of blue appeared, the people passing me in the other direction looked happy to see it. It looked like it was clouding over again as I reached the motor, Joycees borrowed motor, but it was going to be fun for them whatever, hard frozen terrain with no deep snow to tire you out is a good day.

The car park will no doubt grow into the hillside in time, it’s on the other side of the road and downhill from where the old Lawers centre was. I hope the tidy that up properly too, looks like a cross between a building site and a motocross track. And the Somme.
The single track road down to the main road follows the same theme, so many trees are down after the storms and have just been cut up on the spot. The road is a carpet of branches walled by the pale circles of chainsawn timber. Strange.

Killin was a few minutes away and there I had steak and haggis pie breakfast. It was a joy to behold and I sat in the motor with it, a cuppa and some music.
The frost was thick and it didn’t start to soften until I was well down Loch Lomond. I got home, unpacked the gear, showered put on cotton and was late for getting the motor.
Oh well. Still, it looks like I still know how to camp on mountains, so that’s one less worry.


17  01 2012

Come out and Play

On the weekend of 18th/19th of February I’m hosting (in the manner of Bruce Forsyth) a weekend of mountains, camping and gear and I want you to come and join in.
The meet will take place somewhere in the Southern Highlands, my current favourites for our destination are either the Arrochar Alps or the Tarmachan Ridge as they’ll suit the plan.
The plan, if the weather plays ball, is for folks to grab some tents and kit and we all space ourselves out along a ridge and see how we get on with the gear. Not very sociable you say, that’s right, and that’s why we’ll have an expedition-sized mothership tent pitched in the middle where we can hang out and shoot the breeze. Or shoot at the breeze as is entirely likely at 3000ft.

Tents? Yes indeed, and more besides. For test there will be:
Tents, sleeping bags and sleeping mats from Big Agnes
Rucksacks and accessories from Granite Gear
Lighting from Princeton Tec
Food from Honey Stinger
Trekking and Nordic poles from Leki
Clothing from X Bionic
Clothing from Montura, which I just saw last week and nobody in the UK has tested yet.
Footwear from Hi-Tec
Sports shades from Polaroid Eyewear

I’m talking to other folk as well, so this list is a work in progress which I’ll update as we go.
Familiar faces Ollie from 9point9 and John from Ardblair will be joining us to help with the kit, answer questions and get a break from selling kit and play with it instead.

Boys and girls are most welcome but we’ll have to limit numbers for lots of reasons, safety, environmental impact at the camp site and the amount of gear we’ll have, maybe a dozen or so? Doesn’t mean more folk can’t come along and camp on the next mountain along of course and then we can meet for a brew at some point.

Price of admission? There’s no such thing as a free lunch, so what we’ll be needing is reviews. If you’ve got a blog, you know what to do and this is a good chance to get some exclusives. If you’ve not got a blog or even a camera, no problem, we’ll get something together and we’ll post in on here.

It’ll be a blast, hanging around on the tops with cuppas and banter. I dare say some shot of tents with lights inside them will be taken?

If you fancy it, post a comment below and that’s where we’ll keep the admin and logistics going, I’ll keep this page handy. Once we’re closer to the day we’ll do phone numbers and whatnot.
Looking forward to seeing you and hearing your accent, folk don’t have accents on the internet.


As much as it pains me, I’ll do some terms and conditions.
Mountaineering is dangerous, mountains are dangerous just on their own, mountains in trainers is really dangerous.
Participation is at your own risk, this is an informal meet with fringe benefits, not an all-inclusive event with a back up team.
If you’re worried about your level of experience, fitness or skills for the trip, email me and we’ll see what’s up.
We’re on our own, it’s like a regular hill trip, no magic wand so we have to be on the ball.
The tone is flippant but the message is serious, let’s be careful out there.


16  01 2012

Who’s been sleeping in my bed?

I have, and it’s about bloody time too.

 


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